Ms. Kitty Muses

Can a professional procrastinator really do 101 in 1001?

An Intellectual. Hmm. October 24, 2008

Filed under: Rants — mskittymuses @ 10:33 pm

I’m sorry people. I try to be understanding of different points of view, I really do. I know that not everyone will agree on everything, nor do I want that.  But seriously, do you really want a woman that “always wanted a son named ZAMBONI” to be a heart attack away from the presidency?!?  Really?!?

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5iGvyQEbhE7p4C9xKEkCpqqlIdvOgD93VLK4G2

 

I kind of judge people poorly if they give their kids ridiculous names for their own selfish reasons, whether it be they want to stand out as “interesting” parents, or just thought it was “cute”. And shows a serious lack of critical thinking skills.

 

Would you wish to have to go through life with the moniker of Trig? Can you imagine the painful, junior high teasing when everyone enters that math class?  Well times it by 100, and god help you, if your name ends up being Zamboni. That, my friends, is an automatic 20 years and hundreds of thousands of dollars of therapy.

 

And one gigantic set of idiot parents. They might as well go with “I Hate You and Don’t Want You To Be Happy or Succeed. Ever.”

 

Now that has a nice ring.

 

2 Responses to “An Intellectual. Hmm.”

  1. Beth Salyer Says:

    I suppose she must have thought a little. She had the heart not to name her son with Down’s Syndrome, Zamboni. She just chose to name him Trig.

  2. Yo Big Bro Says:

    Hey, I wanted to call Dani “Thor”. Yeah, Thor Lopez Groskreutz; how’s that for a moniker. I doubt anyone would mess with a kid named Thor. Does that put me in the same boat?

    On the other hand, I do agree with you about the Zamboni thing. What a Zambimbo.


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